Idol Gives Back

So I watched the 2-hour schmaltz-fest that was American Idol Gives Back, and I would be lying if I told you that I found the whole thing cheesy and unmoving. I was actually quite touched by it and did have to wipe away a few tears. I watched with H and T--they live such a privileged life that I think it's important for them to understand how truly lucky they are. I love that Ellen donated $100K and I love how she told kids that were watching to donate $1 each and have their parents donate $9 to match. H and T were all over that, and are each giving me $1 from their piggy banks tomorrow. Some random thoughts about the show: I loved the Simpsons skit and Jack Black. Kelly Clarkson's upper arms have ballooned. Speaking of balloons, what was up with Paula's boobs? Teri Hatcher has morphed into Michael Jackson. Annie Lennox rocked. So did Josh Groban. Why are the Appalachian kids fat?