Wednesday, April 22, 2009

What Did She Wear Before?

Yes Kelly, now that you're a mom, it's important to show some restraint in your clothes and dress as a Playboy bunny for Halloween instead of, let's see, Eve in the Garden of Eden? A re-enactment of Botticelli's Birth of Venus? Thank god Brad left before Max showed up in just a loincloth--he may have suffered cardiac arrest.

Luke and Margie have fallen far down my list of TAR contestants I'm rooting for. Luke, if you act like a bitch, don't be surprised to be called a bitch, and it has nothing to do with your deafness. Their two collisions were almost identical, with the roles reversed, but only Luke and Margie bitched and moaned about being the victimes both times. Ugh. Oh, and don't pull the deaf card when out of the other side of your mouth you talk about wanting to be treated as if you weren't deaf. Tammy and Victor have moved up my list, mainly because of Tammy. Methinks I may have a bit of a girl-crush.

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