Hot Wes Mess

So sad to leave eye candy Wesley leave so early (even though I'm sure he doesn't even play for my team), but that dress really was, in the words of Christian, one hot tranny mess. I cannot believe they picked Suede's dress as the winner. The only rationale is that Bluefly didn't really want to commit to manufacturing a ton of dresses, so they picked the dress that they knew only a handful of Carrie Bradshaw-wannabes would actually buy. And Suede, where do I even start? First, your name is Suede. Second, you refer to yourself in the third person, and third--hell (or "h-e-double hockey sticks" as T would say), I don't even need a third because the first two reasons are enough for me to dislike you on sight.