New York Socialite - NOT!

Oh my hell--what was up with Paula's boobs last night? I couldn't focus on anything else, so have nothing else to say about AI. I also caught the trainwreck that is The Real Housewives of New York City. Alex and Simon are complete boobs--maybe that's the theme of this post. Apparently, Alex went to Northwestern, but I don't know her--not sure we even overlapped. But I'd be willing to bet that she lived in Jones and fancied herself to be theatrical. They are so completely ridiculous and must be mortified at how they're coming off--nah, that would require a sense of self-awareness that I doubt they possess. I love how they claim they like to vacation in St. Bart's in the off-season because they enjoy the quiet, yet talk constantly about networking and making connections. Ain't making any connections while everyone else is in the Hamptons! Maybe Alex could hock that hideous dress she wore to opening night at the Met and they could put that money toward a Hamptons share. I like Bethenny because she tells it like it is (and because I'm going to try her skinny margarita recipe) and Jill because she seems real--she's not exactly Brooke Astor but doesn't seem to have any aspirations to be anyway (not like you, Alex). Ramona is a disaster and LuAnn seems to be a relatively harmless snob, though she'd better prepare for years of therapy bills if she continues to call her son by the feminine "Noelle" instead of his given, male name "Noel." But Alex and Simon, you are the main reason I continue to watch this trainwreck because you are so pitiably ridiculous.