I just discovered his Top Chef blog on Bravo's website. I've loved him ever since his rapport with stoner Mikey from Season 2, but these 2 quotes forever seal my love for him:
"What the hell is with Casey's knife skills!? During the Quickfire, I was absolutely gobsmacked watching her methodically sawing away at those onions like Ina Garten on Thorazine. No. Let me correct myself. Ina Garten on Thorazine would be faster. MUCH faster."
"Another good performance from Dale, who continues to impress with his professionalism. When confronted with Madonna's asshat brother, he managed to avoid telling him where he could go with his interior design suggestions and what, exactly, to do with that candelabra. A remarkable display of self-control. I am atwitter with anticipation, wondering what other food world luminaries might share their wisdom with us next week! Joe Piscopo's brother, the landscaper? Mickey Rourke's dog-groomer? This could get really, really good!"
I couldn't have said it better myself. Watching Casey mince onions was painful--I'm a terrible mincer/dicer, but that's why I have a handy-dandy little contraption that does it for me. And calling Madonna's brother an "asshat"? Priceless.
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