The [Not So] Amazing Race

Ugh. Just watched the finale of The Amazing Race and I couldn't be more let down. Dan and Jordan may have been strong competitors, but were supremely unlikeable. That backpack move to budge the line? Not cool. And Dan, I don't know whether you're really such a huge sports fan or you're just overcompensating for your repressed gayness, but really, everyone knows Candlestick Park, sports fan or not. And Caite, you not only failed to prove that you're not as dumb as we all thought, but even worse, you showed yourself to be a horrible human being. Seriously, who calls a cab driver a dumb-ass? And to disparage the entire immigrant population of America? I have no words for you.

This was the worst season of The Amazing Race ever. The show could have redeemed itself if the cowboys won, who were the only likeable team left in the Final 3. Very telling that I only just watched the finale last night. Please please please give me a better show next season!

Thank god for Sonja

Because I honestly don't think I could bear to watch Real Housewives of NY without you. Not even making fun of those other whack jobs is reason enough to watch this harpies. Jill, what happened? I used to adore you, but now you're just as petty as the rest of them. Bethenny, you're not as funny and clever as you think you are. And calling LuAnn a drag queen? Hello pot, meet kettle. LuAnn, money may not be able to buy you class, but apparently it can buy you a meaningless title and a record deal, even in the absence of any discernible talent. Alex, your husband is gay, and you're a wannabe whose hives crack me up. Kelly, you're crazy. Satchels of gold indeed. And Ramona, you may now by default be my second favorite. You may be mean, but at least you're consistent.

Between these loons and Danielle from NJ, they make even the biggest psychos I know look like freaking June Cleaver in comparison.

Attention Deficit Disor....

What was I saying? Oh right, I think I have ADD. I am always looking for a distraction. As soon as an email pops up, I have to check it. Twitter has been a godsend. I do miracles for Gawker's page views. I've neglected this Blog again for months. I am bored of The Amazing Race (say it ain't so!) and American Idol; in fact, I have numerous episodes on my DVR waiting to be watched. Or maybe I just need new TV shows--Glee and Modern Family maybe? Still love the Real Housewives wrecks, though.

On another note, my orchid is blooming again--this time, all 3 stems. You go girl!